Tips UAN Bagi Kelas 12

Tips UAN Bagi Kelas XII

Bagi orang yang menjelang menghadapi UAN.

• Jangan mandi biar pengawasnya ga dekat-dekat

• Di saat ragu perhatikan huruf yang bersinar

• Nyontek ga papa, asal yang ada cap logo “HALAL”

• Sedia payung sebelum UAN

• Pastikan pensil kamu itu 2B, kalo 36B kegedean

• Di lembar jawaban tulis nama sendiri, jangan pacar! Romantis amat

• Jangan lupa minum tolak angin sebelum ujian, orang pinter minum tolak angin

• Tulis tanggal UN dengan benar, jangan malah nulis tanggal jadian

• Ingat yang dihitamkan itu lingkaran, jangan malah dibentuk love

• Ingat! Jawaban dibuletin, bukan dicoblos!

• Kalo ga bisa jawab, pencet bel lalu bilang “PAS”

• Ga usaha sok puitis jawabanya pake ABAB… Biasa aja

• Ingat 3D (dilihat, diraba, dilingkarin) jangan diterawang!

• Kalo ketauan nyontek, segera tatap mata pengawas, masuki alam bawah sadarnya, jauh lebih dalam, jauh lebih lelap, dari sebelumnya…

• Kalo sudah ga bisa jawab lambaikan tangan ke kamera

Selamat Ujian Kawan :D

Joke Malam

Haha: Coy, gue heran banget ama elo dah!?

Hihi: Emang kenape sob?..

Haha: Gue lihat kontak di phonebook HP elo, kok ga ada nama ceweknya?? Kok cowok semua…???

Hihi: Jiah!!! gak gaul sih lo man, lo emang blon tau ya, kan NELPON KE SESAMA LEBIH MURAH…!!!

Haha: ?!?!? #:-s

Lagu Metal Terbaik dalam Soundtrack Film

FREDDY VS. JASON (2003)

• Ill Nino - How Can I Live
• Killswitch Engage - When Darkness Falls
• Spineshank - Beginning Of The End
• Mushroomhead - Sun Doesn't Rise
• Hatebreed - Condemned Until Rebirth
• Slipknot - Snap ('97 Demo)
• Chimaira - Army of Me
• From Autumn To Ashes - After Dinner Payback
• Sevendust - Leech
• Powerman 5000 - Bombshell
• Murderdolls - Welcome To The Strange
• Seether - Out of May Way
• Stone Sour - Inside The Cynic
• DevilDriver - Swinging The Dead
• Sepultura / Mike Patton - Waste
• The Blank Theory - Middle Of Nowhere
• Nothingface - Ether
• In Flames - Trigger
• Lamb Of God - 11th Hour
• Type O Negative - Electrocute (We, Were)

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003)

• Pantera - Immortally Insane
• Hatebreed - Below The Bottom
• Soil - Pride
• Static-X - Deliver Me
• Mushroomhead - 43
• Seether - Pig
• Nothingface - Down In Flames
• 40 Below Summer - Self-Medicate
• Motorgrater - Suffocate
• Shadows Fall - Destroyer Of Senses
• Meshuggah - Rational Gaze
• Fear Factory - Archetype (Remix)
• Morbid Angel - Enshrined by Grace
• Index Case - Listen
• Finger Eleven - Stay In Shadow
• Lamb Of God - Ruin
• Sworn Enemy - As Real As It Gets
• Cortez - Five Months

SAW III (2006)

• All That Remains - This Calling
• Static-X - No Submission
• Slayer - Eyes Of The Insane
• Lamb Of God - Walk With Me In Hell
• Helmet - Monochrome
• Disturbed - Guarded
• Blue October - Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek
• Drowning Pool - No More
• Avenged Sevenfold - Burn It Down
• Eighteen Visions - Your Nightmare
• Opiate For The Masses - Dead Underground
• Bullet For My Valentine - Suffocating Under Words Of Sorrow
• Ministry - Fear Is Big Business
• Mastodon - The Wolf Is Loose
• Hydrovibe - Killer Inside
• Hourcast - Sakkara
• Meshuggah - Shed
• Smashup - Effigy
• Ghost Machine - Siesta Loca
• Charlie Clouser - Shithole Theme

SAW IV (2007)

• Hatebreed - In Ashes They Shall Reap
• Lacuna Coil - The Last Goodbye
• It Dies Today - Reckless Abandon
• Mushroomhead - Your Soul Is Mine
• Chimaira - Warpath
• Danko Jones - Code Of The Road
• Suicide Silence - Genocide - (Saw VI Remix)
• Memphis My Fire - Ghost In The Mirror
• Outbreak - The Countdown Begins
• Shadows Fall - Still I Rise (Saw VI Remix)
• Type O Negative - Dead Again
• Converge - Dark Horse
• Kittie - Cut Throat
• Nitzer Ebb - Never Known
• Every Time I Die - Roman Holiday
• My My Misfire - The Sinatra
• The Flood - Lethal Injection
• James Brothers - More Than A Sin
• The 69 Eyes - We Own The Night
• Ventana - Watch Us Burn
• Miss My I - Forgive & Forget

ALONE IN THE DARK (2005)

Disc 1

• Dimmu Borgir - Vredesbyrd
• Shadows Fall - What Drives The Weak
• Fear Factory - Cyberwaste
• In Flames - Touch Of Red
• Strapping Young Lad - Devour
• Agnostic Front - Peace
• God Forbid - Gone Forever
• Chimaira - Down Again
• Dark Tranquillity - Lost To Apathy
• Exodus - Blacklist
• Machine Head - Imperium
• Soilwork - Stabbing The Drama
• Lacuna Coil - Daylight Dancer
• The Dillinger Escape Plan - Panasonic Youth
• Meshuggah - Rational Gaze
• Nightwish - Wish I Had An Angel
• Cradle Of Filth - Mother Of Abominations

Disc 2

• Arch Enemy - Dead Eyes See No Future
• Death Angel - Devil Incarnate
• Diecast - Medieval
• Fireball Ministry - Daughter Of The Damned
• Heaven Shall Burn - Weapon They Fear
• Hypocrisy - Eraser
• Mastodon - Blood And Thunder
• Misery Index - Great Depression
• Mnemic - Ghost
• Dew-Scented - Slaughtervain
• Suffocation - Souls To Deny
• Raunchy - Watch Out
• Kataklysm - As I Slither
• Bloodbath - Outnumbering The Day
• All Shall Perish - Deconstruction
• Bleed The Sky - Minion
• Samael - On Earth
• Dying Fetus - One Shot, One Kill
• The Haunted - 99

PUNISHER : WAR ZONE (2008)

• Rob Zombie - War Zone
• Slayer - Final Six
• Slipknot - Psychosocial
• Rise Against - Historia Calamitatum
• Seether - Fallen
• Kerli - Bulletproof
• 7 Days Away - Take Me Away
• Senses Fail - The Past Is Proof
• Machines Of Loving Grace - Butterfly Wings
• Justice - Genesis
• Pendulum - Showdown
• Hatebreed - Refuse / Resist
• Static-X - Lunatic
• Ramallah - Days Of Revenge

BOOGEYMAN II : MASTERS OF HORROR

• Hatebreed - New Hate Rising
• Cradle Of Filth - Foetus Of A New Day Kicking
• Lacuna Coil - Virtual Environment
• Seether - Needles (Live Acoustic)
• Eagles Of Death Metal - I Like To Move In The Night
• Shinedown - Dirthouse (Live Acoustic)
• Chimaira - Threnody
• Wax On Radio - The Devil
• Jump - Black Refuge
• Wounded Cougar - Drop Your Panties
• All That Remains - This Calling
• The Smashup - Effigy
• Asunder - The Machine
• 2Cents - The Afterlife

RESIDENT EVIL (2002)

• Red Queen
• Slipknot - My Plague
• Marilyn Manson - The Right Song
• Coal Chamber - Something Told Me
• The Crystal Method - Name Of The Game
• Adema - Everyone
• Fear Factory - Invisible Wounds
• Static-X - Anything But "This"
• Rammstein - Balleluja
• Depeche Mode - Dirt
• Ill Nino - What Comes Around
• Mudvayne - Dig
• Method Man - Release Yó Delf
• Saliva - 800
• Five Pointe O - The Infinity
• Marilyn Manson - Resident Evil Main Title Theme
• Marilyn Manson - Seizure Of Power
• Marilyn Manson - Reunion
• Marilyn Manson - Cleansing

RESIDENT EVIL : APOCALYPSE (2004)

• Slipknot - Vermilion
• The Used - Just A Little
• The Cure - Us Or Them
• Lacuna Coil - Swamped
• A Perfect Cirlce - The Outsider
• Killswitch Engage - The End Of Heartache
• Rammstein - Mein Teil
• DevilDriver - Digging Up The Corpses
• Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine
• CKY - Escape From Hellview
• Deftones - The Chauffeur
• HIM - Join Me In The Death
• Demon Hunter - My Heartstrings Come Undone
• Thrice - Under A Killing Moon
• 36 Crazyfists - Bloodwork
• Cold - End Of The World
• Rob Zombie - Girl On Fire
• Massive Attack - Future Proof

RESIDENT EVIL : EXTINCTION (2007)

• Charlie Clouser - Main Title
• Shadows Fall - Stupid Crazy
• Flyleaf Vs. The Legion Of Doom - I'm So Sick (T-Virus Remix)
• Emigrate - My World
• Bayside - Duality (Project Alice String Remix)
• Charlie Clouser - Losing
• Aiden Vs. The Legion Of Doom - One Love (Extinction Remix)
• Fightstar - Deathcar
• Throwdown - I, Suicide
• Collide - White Rabbit (SPC Eco Mix)
• Chimaira - Paralyzed
• Charlie Clouser - Laser Tunnels
• The Bled - Asleep On The Frontlines (Appliantz Remix)
• City Sleeps - Catch Me
• Searchlight - Contagious
• Emanuel - Scenotaph (DJA Infected Remix)
• It Dies Today - Sixth Of June
• Poison The Well - Wrecking Itself Taking You With Me
• Charlie Clouser - Convoy

SCREAM 3 (2000)

• Creed - What If
• Slipknot - Wait And Bleed
• Finger Eleven - Suffocate
• System Of A Down - Spiders
• American Pearl - Automatic
• Sevendust - Fall
• Godsmack - Time Bomb
• Coal Chamber - Tyler's Song
• Static-X - So Real
• Incubus - Crowded Elevator
• Dope - Debonaire
• Fuel - Sunburn
• Powerman 5000 - Get On, Get Off
• Full Devil Jacket - Wanna' Be Martyr
• Orgy - Dessention
• Staind - Crawl
• Ear 2000 - Click Click
• Creed - Is This The End

XXX (2002)

• Rammstein - Feuer Frei
• Drowning Pool - Bodies (Vrenna's XXX Tweaker Mix)
• Hatebreed - I Will Be Heard
• Queens Of The Stone Age - Millionaire
• Mushroomhead - Before I Die
• Flaw - Get Up Again
• Moby - Landing
• Gavin Rossdale - Adrenaline
• Fermin IV - 004
• Orbital - Technologicque

HOUSE OF WAX (2005)

• The Prodigy - Spitfire
• My Chemical Romance - I Never Told You What I Do For A Living
• Deftones - Minerva
• Stutterfly - Gun In Hand
• Disturbed - Prayer
• Bloodsimple - Path To Prevail
• Marilyn Manson - Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World
• The Stooges - Dirt
• The Von Bondies - Not That Social
• Har Mar Superstar - Cut Me Up
• Joy Division - New Dawn Fades
• Dark New Day - Taking Me Alive

Seorang Jon Bon Jovi

Tersohor, tampan, dan kaya raya. Itu terjadi pada John Francis Bonglovi Jr. Bersama band rock Bon Jovi, Jon meraup sukses besar. Namun di balik semua gaya hidup bintang mewah Jon tetaplah orang biasa. Dilansir dari situs biography.com (2006) Jon justru menyukai gaya hidup sederhana. Bahkan dia setia pada istrinya.

Jon sudah dari sekolah menengah atas suka pada teman sekelasnya Dorothea Hurley seorang atlit karate. Dia menikahi Hurley pada 1989 dan hingga kini pernikahan mereka sangat baik-baik saja.

Dari rahim Hurley, Jon memiliki empat anak. Rocker tampan itu mengaku banyak sekali perempuan cantik mendekatinya. "Hurley memang tidak menarik secara fisik dibandingkan dengan mereka menggoda saya. Tapi dia berkarakter kuat. Saya mencari istri dan ibu untuk anak-anak saya dan dia lah orangnya," ujar Jon soal istrinya seperti dilansir contactmusic.com.

Jon mengaku selalu merasa bersalah jika berlaku curang dengan melirik gadis lain di belakang sang istri. Sementara sang istri menunggu setia di rumah dan Jon sibuk tur keliling dunia, tidak sedikit pun Hurley menaruh rasa curiga. 

JOn pernah mengatakan di depan penonton siaran televisi Oprah dia sangat jatuh cinta pada istrinya dan memujanya. Jika tanpa sang istri dia bagai kartu tanpa ada yang mampu memegangnya. 

Seperti saat mereka harus menghadapi kenyataan pahit, putri mereka bernama Stephanie ditemukan over dosis di kampusnya. Jon dan Hurley menghadapi masalah ini bersama bahkan ketika menghadapi media Hurley secara tegas meminta media untuk tidak mengkaitkan ini dengan gaya hidup rocker ala Jon. "Dia bukan rocker seperti yang Anda pikirkan," ujar Hurley.

Mereka secara lapang dada mengatakan bersalah sebab sebagai orang tua masih banyak kekurangan dan berjanji lebih memperhatikan anak-anaknya.

Ini salah satu gambaran Jon sederhana. Di sisi lain, Jon juga seorang dermawan. Dia membuka restoran khusus bagi fakir miskin di Amerika jumlahnya lebih dari sejuta jiwa. Semua orang tidak mampu boleh makan di situ gratis. 

Restoran itu bernama Soul Kitchen. Meski demikian tidak ada yang benar-benar miskin tidak mampu membayar. Berkat ketulusan Jon, para kaum papa ini tetap membayar meski semampu mereka. "Dia terlalu baik. Kami tidak ingin merugikannya," ujar salah seorang mengaku pernah makan di Soul Kitchen. Menu di sana terhitung enak persis di restoran mahal.

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